<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaneCook</div><div class="ubbcode-body">speaking of nascar jeff gordon's "wife" had a kid yesturday, looks like someone owes me 20 bucks.</div></div>

Yeah, you need that 20 bucks to pay that dude who knocked up Gordon's wife for him to "prove" he's not teh ghey. We'll pay you soon.